- Lorelai: I already had the longest day of my life and oh look, it's only 10! How nice!
- Luke: There's no coffee.
- Lorelai: That's not funny.
- Luke: I can get you herbal tea.
- Lorelai: This is not a herbal tea morning, this is a coffee morning.
- Luke: Every morning for you is a coffee morning.
- Lorelai: This is a jumbo coffee morning. I need coffee in an I.V.
- Luke: I can give you tea and a balance bar.
- Lorelai: Please, please, please, tell me you're kidding!
- Luke: I'm kidding. [went to get the coffee]
- Lorelai: You're sick!
- Luke: Yup!
- Lorelai: You're a sadist, you're a fiend! [Luke comes out with the jar of coffee] You're pretty!
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