- Jess: Yes, really. I’m gonna sit here as long as I like, and I’m gonna do whatever I like, and if you don’t like it, then just ignore me and pay attention to your boyfriend.
- Dean: Sorry, she can’t. I’m not her boyfriend anymore.
- Rory: What?
- Dean: You know, I tried to ignore this. I really did, but I don’t know what the hell I was thinking.
- Rory: What are you talking about?
- Dean: You don’t wanna be with me, Rory.
- Rory: Yes, I do.
- Dean: Oh, please! You’ve been into him since he got to town, and I have spent weeks – months, actually – trying to convince myself that it wasn’t true, that everything was fine between us. But now I know that I was an idiot. You’re into him and he’s into you, and Shane, who by the way, should be listening to this ‘cause it’s so damn obvious.
- Rory: What’s obvious? What did I do?
- Dean: Everyone can see, Rory! Everyone. And I’m tired, but I’m over it, so go ahead, go. Be together. There’s nothing standing in your way now, ‘cause I’m out.
Finals Logic
- Lorelai: You have to sleep. It’s what keeps you pretty.
- Rory: Who cares if I’m pretty if I fail my finals?
- Lorelai: Oh-kay. You’ve got this so completely backwards.
